"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
I will never get over how badly she won that one.
If you were raped, it wasn’t your fault.
If you were hit, it wasn’t your fault.
If you were molested it wasn’t your fault.
If you were abused in any way, it wasn’t your fault.
I don’t care WHO abused you or WHY, it wasn’t your fault.
It wasn’t your fault.
Birds of Prey.
Men’s Folio Singapore.
a prank is:
- something you can look back on and genuinely laugh at whether or not you were the victim
being an asshole is:
- destroying public and private property
- deliberately triggering someone
- inflicting lasting harm on someone
- generally ruining someone’s day, then laughing about it
this april fool’s day, pull pranks instead of being an asshole
what have i done
better save this post for the mishapocalypse
Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.
I SEE SOME OF YOU ARENT VERY HAPPY RIGHT SO HERE’S A REMINDER THAT BUNNY NOSES DO THE THING
DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE BUNNY NOSES THING
Just a fraction of the cool stuff I learned when researching women’s history.
we have stereotypes for aliens
we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
maybe that’s why they won’t visit us
they think we’re racist
we are sorry aliens
an episode of doctor who where the tardis goes missing and the doctor enlists the help of justin timberlake because he is the only one who can bring sexy back
making fun of girls who like starbucks is so stupid like yeah friend you’ve got your smug sense of superiority but i’ve got a pumpkin spice latte so who’s the real winner here